- (a) falling asleep
- (b) becoming depressed
- (c) getting anxious and agitated ( this is of particular concern to Bigot )
- (d) losing focus, or having lapses in concentration
- (e) falling victim to memory loss
- (f) suppressing unnecessary, possibly self-destructive, emotions
Gossip around the clubs clearly indicates that many players are very worried about this initiative, and have called upon Bigot-Johnson ( a-hero-in-a-crisis) to speed up his act and form an opposition group. Ready to weed out and smack any dope who is prepared to back the EBU over this proposed move, Bigot is well and truly on the warpath. However, having just heard that the ACBL has made a hash at introducing a drug-testing programme at grass-roots level, Bigot's joy and ecstasy over this news had to be seen... to be believed. Not surprisingly, he threw an instant party and asked everyone he knew to bring along some coke.