Sunday 14 August 2011

QUOTES OF THE WEEK...........
( Following the sensational story of what took place in Bigot-Johnson's Bridge-Yoga-Meditation class, three more of his students came forward with recollections of their own. )
  • " That man told us to meditate for at least 3o seconds if a big decision was called for during the bidding or play of the hand.........well, I tried it........but let me tell you......... meditation isn't what you think... "
  • " Bigot reckoned that yoga would help us to become top class bridge players. But more than that ...he then claimed meditation was much better than sitting around doing nothing ..."
  • " That man said the power of thought could make us believe we were capable of turning into whatever we wanted to be. In quick succession he asked us to see ourselves as an onion.....a beetroot....a top class bridge player....then an onion again......but I just got myself into a right pickle "

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