Wednesday 31 August 2011

YET ANOTHER POETIC MASTERPIECE FROM THE COLLECTED WORKS OF DR. SIGMUND T. SCHUKELGRUBER
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Entitled : Well, It Seemed Right At The Time
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He took a view
The slam was on
So when the double came in
He went for a song
He took a view
His opponent revoked
So when it wasn't established
He just sat there and choked
He took a view
The queen was with West
But when East took the trick
He came off second best
He took the view
The contract was there
So after going two down
His partner went spare
He took a view
Partner held three Aces
But when his hand came down
There were three empty spaces
He took a view
He was the best player in town
But everyone saw him
As Coco The Clown
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So one thing is certain
And so obviously true
Don't jump to conclusions
When taking a view
Things are never clear cut
It's always the case
So use the wisdom of Solomon
To avoid egg on your face
" Well, it seemed right at the time "
Is what they all say
BUT VIEWS HAVE TO BE RIGHT
AT THE END OF THE DAY !

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