Far too many committees
are strictly run and controlled
by ruthless, domineering, no-
nonsense, " cross-me-at-your
peril-matey " chairmen. These
despots will never allow
rebels in their midst to thwart
or scupper their plans. Their
private agendas become the
committee's agendas, and all
lesser mortals in attendance
are bound by a duty of blind
obedience.
These small-time Hitlers will " If anyone wishes to vote against my proposals
use a variety of strategies, and free feel to do so ....."
uncompromising tactics, to get
their own way on all importantvoting issues ( see opposite ).
However, in extreme cases,
dissenting committee members
will be given Hobson's Choice.
" Do as I say and succumb to"
the dark force " or " Pay the
ultimate price for refusal ". " Chairman Mao Bigot-Johnson has kindly
The latter option, of course, sorted out all your neck sizes......."
involves the chairman instructingthe secretary to hand out three-
legged stools and hangman's
nooses to all those, who would
rather sacrifice their lives than
their precious souls.
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