Friday 25 October 2013

NEWSFLASH : EDITOR OF THE BENIGN BC NEWSLETTER DECIDES TO PUT OUT A RIVAL BLOG TO COUNTER THE EVIL OF BIGOT-JOHNSON'S  " BIZARREBRIDGEWORLD " 

So here are a few words from the editor himself , Fuller Lovejoy.
" Yes, something has to be done to gloss over the blot that Bigot-Johnson has put on the landscape of internet bridge blogs. My new look blog, approved by Google's very own marketing department , will be called Beautiful Bridge World.
No more carping , sick toilet jokes , obscenity , sarcasm , and vitriolic abuse. No more pathetic sanctimonious platitudes from that bogus professor Hu Chi Ku Chi. No more degradation , defamation and defilement of the people involved with bridge. No more inane crap and poisonous asides.
This new and heart warming blog will be nothing short of clean , wholesome , innocent ,
endearing , delightful articles , bestowing the virtues of this great game and the people who run it. Indeed, the blog will be packed full with lots of interesting and fascinating stories about hands, bridge celebrities and charming little incidents , which will entertain readers immensely.
My church-going, law abiding contributors are all well respected members of the Benign BC , who are thrilled at the prospect of promoting bridge as it should be..........as opposed to blatant lampooning and piss-taking, which that reprobate Bigot-Johnson loves to indulge in.
The writers , listed below , are determined not to stand by and let this proud and noble game being ridiculed and treated with contempt :

Eve. R. Sopure                  Wanda Full
Troy Toby Nice                  Ivor Kindheart
Honey Dew                        Sue Sweet
Amy Cable                         Wyatt Dove
Bess Greetings                  Sasha D. Lite
Ima Goodie                        Will Makepeace                                                                      "       




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