BRIDGE BOOKS FOR PLAYERS WITH RATHER DISCERNING TASTES..... ( As recommended by Pun )

• Believe Me ,  Our Days At This Club Are Numbered..................Lloyd L. Pass
• Guess What The Average Age Of A Bridge Player Is Today ?....A. T. Yerold
• Top Bridge Players With Split Personalities.............................Jacqueline Hyde
• Don't Play With Him , He's Real Poison...................................Dudley Knight-Shade
• No Need To Shout Partner , I Can Hear You.............................Loudon Kleer
• Going Down In A Cold Slam Cost Us The Trophy......................Major D. Aster
• You Can Take The Treasurer's Job And Shove It Up Your Arse.....Ike Witt
• I Can't Deny I Peeked At His Cards..........................................Esau Meduit
• What Can I Say About Our Uncompromising Chairman ?.........Stella Pratt
• In Bridge If Anything Can Go Wrong It Will...............................Murphy Slorr
• Committee Meetings Are Like Mad Hatter's Tea Parties..........Alison Wondaland
• I Pride Myself On Keeping To Best Behaviour Rules.................Laura Byder