Monday 31 March 2014

BEDSIDE BRIDGE BOOKS GUARANTEED TO SEND ANY READER INTO THE LAND OF NOD........ ( As recommended by Pun , a cured insomniac ) 


  • Bridge Club AGMS Are Extremely Tedious And Tiresome..................Eva Sue Boring
  • Committee Members Love To Behave Like The German SS................Gus Tarpoe
  • Partner , You Must Let The Oppo Know My 2NT Was A Lucas 2  ........Noah Lurt
  • You Can Relax Now Partner , The Chairman's Left The Room..............Stan Dattese
  • Take It From Me Partner That Woman Is The Kiss Of Death.................Honey Trapp
  • That Player Can Bid and Make Slams On Tram Tickets.......................Azif  E. Khan
  • How Big A Mess Is The Club In Right Now ?........................................L. Hoverhole
  • If I Win This Court Case I Will Sing From The Rooftops..........................Barry Tone
  • What Possesses Me Play Contracts Without Direction Or Planning ?.....Willie Nilly
  • I Played A Similar Hand Like That About Two Years Ago.......................Ben Herbie Forr

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