Sunday 1 June 2014

SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB MEMBER CONTINUES TO OCCUPY PRIDE OF PLACE SPOT IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS.......

The Most Modified Bidding System Ever Conceived

First devised in 1993 by Terry " Tinkerman " Taylor , currently known as The Northern Pro ,
the Magic Club and Sparkling Diamond bidding system made its disastrous debut at Walnut Tree Allotment autumn teams event.
Twenty one years later after 273 major redrafts ,  and 43,736 refinements , adjustments , amendments, add-ons and alterations , this revolutionary bidding system is as far away from being the finished article as it was at the outset.
Never in the history of bridge has a system undergone so many changes and endless tinkering as this one........to the utter dismay and frustration of the 873 different partners roped in to test it out. Each and every one is still haunted by Terry's unrelenting pursuit of perfection, when forever being greeted with the opening line : " I've got another cracking idea that might work out better...."  
The glazed and bewildered looks in their eyes provided testimony to the fact the the sheer number of modifications , completely blew their brains out. With no likelihood of the Magic Club and Sparkling Diamond bidding system being finalised , the current work-in-progress edition appears more than ever to be in urgent need of corrective modifications , if recent results are to go by. Nevertheless this record is being constantly broken every single day, as The Tinkerman continues to notch up even more changes in his quest for the perfect bidding system.    

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