BRIDGE BOOKS DESTINED TO BE THE ALL TIME BEST SELLERS....... ( As predicted by Pun )

• Never Reveal The Secrets Of Your Bridge Success...........Chantelle Hassoll
• Partner I Think I've Had One Too Many Gins.........................Kay Lyde
• That Man Cheats With Sublime Skill And Cunning...............Shay D. Ashell
• We Need To Set Up A Legal Fighting Fund..........................Casey Sousus
• The Way He Leers At His Female Partner ...........................Phil Theegitt
• I Really Think This Committee Is Up To No Good.................Ivan Hinklin
• He Took One Too Many Liberties With His Lady Partner....Father Daychild
• The Number Of Times I've Laid Into My Partner....................Dick Sowshaw
• Partner , All Our Opponents Are Top Class Players.............Annie Hope Forres
• Today I Played So Well Today  I Was Shining .....................Ray D. Antley 
• As A Player I'm So Touchy And Temperamental..................Ivor Wright-Temper
• Yes, And I'm Also Capable Of Having An Outburst..............Paddy Thrower 
• My Partner Is On The Verge Of Losing It Completely...........Neil Lee Mannick
• If My Partner Loses His Rag There'll Be Hell To Pay...........Willie Auldback 
• The Committee Are Really Out To Get Me I'm Sure.............R. U. Bothard