Friday 24 October 2014

THE ELEPHANT HAS HIS DAY IN COURT......


Lawyer : So let me get this straight......you attended the club's AGM with over a 100 members present.... but no one saw you ?
Elephant : That is correct
Lawyer : And you sat in the middle of the room and made several trumpeting noises which no one heard ?
Elephant : Correct.....
Lawyer :  That is truly remarkable ! 
Elephant : Well, it's happened many times before
Lawyer : I'm completely lost for words
Elephant : Me too......

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