Sunday 28 February 2016

NEWSFLASH : USING A CLEVER PSEUDONYM THE DESPICABLE BIGOT-JOHNSON HAS BEEN PUBLISHING BOOKS ON HOW TO CHEAT AT BRIDGE FOR YEARS

Even some of the world's best players have used and adopted the infamous cheating methods outlined in careful detail in all of Bigot-Johnson's bridge book publications , categorised and listed as  " under-the-counter non-registered sales ". Indeed this dreadful man has accumulated a vast , tax free fortune from the contents of thousands of brown paper envelopes which came his way. The Sue Denim book titles accredited to this vile and despicable rogue are listed as follows :


  • Cheats Never Prosper Except When It Comes To Bridge
  • I've Been Cheating For Years And Still Club Members Are None The Wiser
  • The Last Person Who Accused Me Of Cheating Got Sued For Millions
  • In A Game Where Victory Is Achieved By Small Margins , Cheating Your Way To Three Big Tops Guarantees Success 
  • Coughing And Throat Clearing Is A Sickening Good Way To Success
  • Cheating Techniques Which Are Impossible To Prove
  • How To Overcome The Close Scrutiny Of Video Cameras
  • Communicating With Partner Above And Below The Table
  • Don't Let Screens Put You Off : Use them To Your Advantage
  • Using Your Eyes And Ears To Maximum Effect
  • Lip Reading Loose Table Talk Can Reap Great Rewards
  • Don't Let Conscience Undermine Your Quest For Success
  • If The World's Best Are Using My Methods Then Why Don't You
  • Finger Signalling Is A Such A Fun Way To Cheat
  • It's Not What You Bid But The Manner And Way In Which You Do it
  • Pencil Pointing Your Exact Point Count To Partner
  • Timing Is Everything When It Comes To Stand-up Comedy And Bridge
  • Avoiding Detection : Alternate Your Cheating Methods Regularly
  • Easy To Master Cheating Techniques For Perfect Bidding
  • Easy To Master Cheating Techniques For Finding That Devastating Opening Lead
  • What's More Satisfying Than Out-Cheating The Cheats 

      

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