Sunday, 5 March 2017

CALLING ALL BRIDGE CHEATS ( OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY ) .....IF YOU'RE GOING TO CHEAT THEN YOU NEED TO DEVELOP THE FOLLOWING SKILLS

  1. A healthy disrespect for the integrity of the game and the rules designed to stop such an evil practice
  2. Razor sharp rabbit-like hearing with the ability to tune into any table discussion anywhere in the room
  3. An expertise in creating and combining a vast array of coded signals and gestures
  4. A grossly misleading and/or incomplete system card
  5. A complete mastery of giving out misinformation and incomplete explanations
  6. Total control over your compliant partner-in-crime
  7. The ability to play the innocent party appearing to be deeply shocked and horrified should anyone dare to suggest foul play at the table
  8. Superb wide-angled long range vision 
  9. An highly elastic, supple crane-like neck
  10. An ability to take deviousness and cunning to unprecedented levels
  11. To rid your conscience of all honesty , decency,  morals , and ethical principles
  12. A ruthlessness a hardened psychopath would be proud of
  13. To focus solely and absolutely on the results with a total disregard for the spirit and enjoyment of the game
  14. An unrivalled ability to lie your way out of any situation
  15. Staying firm and resolute , never succumbing to any feelings of shame , guilt or remorse

2 comments:

Howard Bigot-Johnson said...

Great advice. Should really help to improve my scores. Dev . L. Maycare

Anonymous said...

Amazing how much is at stake .. and how many opportunities available.

Judy Kay-Wolff