Howard Bigot-Johnson's Nightmare World Of Parking Fines ( Not To Mention Bizarre World Of Bridge )

A 'Must Read' blog for all motorists currently being shafted by morally bankrupt private car parking companies as well as aspiring players and addicts of the game Bridge.

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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" Now let me get this straight.....you can't for the devil understand why your partner keeps calling you a clown...."
Monday, 29 November 2010

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BRIDGE BOOKS THAT HAVE BECOME BIBLES...... ( Proclaims Pun ) Can't Play Tonight, My Wife's Put Her Foot Down..........Erin Dawes T...
Sunday, 28 November 2010

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SLOW BRIDGE PLAYERS : BIGOT-JOHNSON FINALLY SPEAKS OUT As Bobby Wolff quite rightly said : " Slow play should not disrupt the game. S...
Saturday, 27 November 2010

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A SCENE FROM OUTSIDE THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB ..... ..... ..... " I guess he should have taken his declarer play more serio...

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" Now, let me get this straight....having survived years of constant criticism and abuse at your local club, you've become so t...
Friday, 26 November 2010

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JOHNNY SUPREMO'S MAGICAL MASTERCLASS.............. Well, never one for resisting comfortable 3NT contracts, I received a rather awkwar...
Thursday, 25 November 2010

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IS THERE ALWAYS WAY OF MAKING THIS CONTRACT ?............ ( Asks Johnny ) The other day I managed to scramble home 3NT, where other pai...

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED.................. Contract : what players enter into in order to score Quick tricks : what mos...
Tuesday, 23 November 2010

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BRIDGE HEADLINES WE ARE NEVER LIKELY TO SEE.......... ( Article by Carp ) Upsurge in attendance leads to clubs shutting their doors to la...

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DR. JOHN'S CASE NOTES : THE GREENER GRASS SYNDROME When it comes to being fickle, bridge players are in a league of their own. Partner...

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BRIDGE BOOKS YOU REALLY NEED TO READ.......... ( Or so says Pun ) Chicago Bridge........................................................Wen...
Monday, 22 November 2010

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DR. JOHN'S CASE NOTES : THE BURN OUT SYNDROME In the highly charged and competitive arenas of tournament bridge, many players fall vict...
Saturday, 20 November 2010

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DR. JOHN'S CASE NOTES : THE ICARUS SYNDROME The story of Icarus should serve as a warning to all bridge players beguiled by bidding ...
Friday, 19 November 2010

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IS THIS THE END OF ALL BRIDGE ? THE SHOCKING AND STARTLING REALITY OF THE LATEST LAW REPORT : R v. ENGLISH BRIDGE UNION ( 2010 ) Follow...

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BIGOT NOW DOES A BIT OF REFLECTING........ I have been told that my whole world revolves around the joys and tribulations of bridge. Of t...
Thursday, 18 November 2010

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A PHILOSOPHICAL REFLECTION BY PROFESSOR HU CHI KU CHI ( Inspired by the shocking story of the disrespect shown to the late Peter Pender ,...
Wednesday, 17 November 2010

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LAW REPORT : R v. BIGOT-JOHNSON ( 1993 ) ( In an attempt to boot Bigot out, the Walnut Tree BC committee started to research into all his p...
Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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REBECCA ROOD ON WHAT IS GOOD BRIDGE ETIQUETTE ? Dear Readers, What the dickens you may ask is the main difference in style and attitud...
Monday, 15 November 2010

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BRIDGE BOOKS CONDEMNED FOR BEING IN BAD TASTE..... ( But well worth a read says Pun ) There's A Future Ahead Of Me In Bridge...........
Sunday, 14 November 2010

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FANTASY BRIDGE..................................... ( By Pun ) Although it is not a widely known fact it appears that Dorothy, Tin man, L...
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Howard Bigot-Johnson
Apart from being a keen political observer, I'm an unrecognised bridge genius who is forever thwarted by hapless clueless bumbledogs. Their bungled attempts to bid and play the cards properly never fail to stick one across me, such is the absurd injustice of this peculiar game.
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