Wednesday, 27 February 2013

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SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB : THE NEW RULES REGARDING THE REVISED DEFINITION OF " OPENNESS AND TRANSPARENCY "...... 1. Once ele...

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NEWSFLASH : DRAMATIC NEW NOTICE SUDDENLY  APPEARS ON  THE CLUB'S INFAMOUS BULLETIN BOARD ........
Monday, 25 February 2013

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YET ANOTHER CORRIDOR CONVERSATION...... ( Having disposed of another Pantopod the Slaughter House committee was on a roll, but this latest...

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REBECCA ROOD'S MAILBAG........ Dear Rebecca, My partner and I play Landy but I came to a sudden conclusion that this convention woul...
Sunday, 24 February 2013

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A NOTICE BOARD FLYER FROM THE NOT TOO DISTANT  PAST ....... WHEN BIGOT- JOHNSON AND HIS GANG MADE THEIR MOVE FOR POWER
Saturday, 23 February 2013

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BIGOT- JOHNSON KINDLY TELLS PARTNER HIS PAST MISTAKES  ARE ALL FORGOTTEN AND  FORGIVEN ....... ....... ....... ....... ...

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NEWSFLASH ( By Pun ) : BIGOT FOUND WANTING AS HE TACKLES A DIFFICULT ENTRY PROBLEM Just as Bigot was getting to grips with a difficult en...
Thursday, 21 February 2013

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LAW REPORT : SOUTH YORKSHIRE LOCAL AUTHORITY  v. BIGOT-JOHNSON ( 2013 ) ( Poor bigot-Johnson was once again brought before magistrates on...
Tuesday, 19 February 2013

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AN ALIEN CONVERSATION FROM JUST  OUTSIDE THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE ......... ......... ......... " What the blue blazes is ...

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NEWSFLASH ( By Pun ) : SLAUGHTER HOUSE BC  GOES  TO  THE DOGS .......... .......... .......... BIGOT-JOHNSON GETS  HOUNDED AND  ...

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NEWSFLASH : SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB  INSISTS ON THE COMPULSORY WEARING  OF CRASH HELMETS ....... EVEN FOR DOGS "...
Sunday, 17 February 2013

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LAW REPORT : PATRICIA PANTOPOD v. BIGOT-JOHNSON AND OTHERS ( 2013) ( Yet another Pantopod went sent packing after been being disciplined f...

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BIGOT-JOHNSON'S VERY TELLING DISCARD........   Bigot's nemesis opponents quickly reached 3NT. The contract was made in a matter of...
Friday, 15 February 2013

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THOUGHT OF THE DAY ......... ( By Professor Hu Chi Ku Chi ) Bridge has been defined in a thousand different ways. Each definition and desc...
Wednesday, 13 February 2013

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BIGOT-JOHNSON GETS PUT IN HIS PLACE....... ( A very nearly true story by Bridgemeister Gibson ) Bigot was a very worried man. His court ca...
Tuesday, 12 February 2013

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BRIDGE BOOKS NOW ON SALE FROM A SOFT PORN PUBLISHING COMPANY...... ( Says an excited Pun ) What The Hell   Is My Partner Doing ?...........

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BRIDGE BOOKS FROM A BYGONE AGE...... (  Recently unearthed by Pun ) Ireland's Greatest Ever Bridge Player...............................
Saturday, 9 February 2013

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DR. JOHN'S CASE NOTES : BILANBEN SYNDROME Of all the known mental disorders which affect male bridge players, the Bilanben Syndrome is...
Friday, 8 February 2013

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DISSIDENT MEMBERS PETITION THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE COMMITTEE TO  HAVE  BRIDGEMATES BANNED ....... ....... OR PERMANENTLY GROUND...
Thursday, 7 February 2013

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BRIDGE CLUB SUB-COMMITTEE DISCIPLINARY HEARING......N0.527 ( Having only just regained membership at the Walnut Tree Allotment Society BC, ...