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A 'Must Read' blog for all motorists currently being shafted by morally bankrupt private car parking companies as well as aspiring players and addicts of the game Bridge.

Thursday, 27 April 2017

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MORE EXCITING BRIDGE BOOKS UNEARTHED ........ ( by gardening guru Pun ) I'll Give You One Good Reason Why You Need Me As A Partner...
Monday, 24 April 2017

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THE LATEST CROP OF BEST SELLING BRIDGE BOOKS.....................  ( Information harvested by Pun )  Partner What Was Your Reasoning For...
Tuesday, 11 April 2017

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WALNUT TREE ALLOTMENT SOCIETY BC DISCIPLINARY HEARING   ( No. 642 ) The club was forced to introduce in 2015 much stricter rules requiring...
Friday, 31 March 2017

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BRIDGE BOOKS SOLD TO ME IN BROWN PAPER BAGS FROM UNDER THE COUNTER....... ( Pun incognito ) What I Always Say To Cheats Who Arrive At My...
Tuesday, 28 March 2017

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED............. Spade :    The boss suit  A club member of afro-caribbean origion  ( a rare spectacl...
Wednesday, 22 March 2017

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CHEATING ON ANOTHER LEVEL.............. ( Article by Carp ) In the bizarre world of bridge a curious and absurd situation has arisen now t...
Tuesday, 7 March 2017

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DON'T PLAY BRIDGE ON THE INTERNET : GO TO A CLUB INSTEAD Recent research from the UNIVERSITY OF THE BLOODY OBVIOUS ( an institution ...
Sunday, 5 March 2017

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CALLING ALL BRIDGE CHEATS ( OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY ) .....IF YOU'RE GOING TO CHEAT THEN YOU NEED TO DEVELOP THE FOLLOWING SKILLS A h...
Monday, 13 February 2017

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WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES THIS BEAUTIFUL GAME OF BRIDGE SO UNAPPEALING ?............... ( Dr. Sigmund T. Schukelgruber's poem offers one pos...
Wednesday, 8 February 2017

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BRIDGE BOOKS WHICH PUN RECKONS ARE ABSOLUTE CRACKERS........... If He Makes This Slam The Match Is Lost.........................O. P. Fa...

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THE NORTHERN PRO TELLS HIS PARTNER THE HUGELY SIGNIFICANT  FERTS PRINCIPLE BEHIND HIS INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT BIDDING SYSTEM......
Sunday, 5 February 2017

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WHEN IT COMES TO PLAYING CARDS AND MAKING LOVE......BIGOT IS ALWAYS IN A RUSH
Thursday, 26 January 2017

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THE NORTHERN PRO REVEALS THE RATIONALE BEHIND HIS INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT BIDDING SYSTEM.......
Sunday, 22 January 2017

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MEANWHILE BACK IN THE BRIDGE CLUB BAR ROOM .......BIGOT-JOHNSON'S FRUITINESS COMES TO THE FORE 
Thursday, 5 January 2017

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THE 10 WORST CRIMES YOU CAN COMMIT AT THE BRIDGE TABLE....... ( in rank bad order of heinous and outrageous behaviour ) Murder  Plonking...
Monday, 12 December 2016

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THE ULTIMATE CLUB SECRETARY : THE JOB SPECIFICATION The ideal candidate needs to possess the following abilities , attributes and skills ...
Thursday, 1 December 2016

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A LOOK INTO THE FUTURE WHERE BRIDGE CLUBS ARE DYING BY THE THOUSANDS........ ( As depicted in a poem adapted from a Leonard Cohen classic ) ...
Wednesday, 23 November 2016

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BENIGN BRIDGE CLUB ( USA ) : COMMITTEE IMPOSES NEW RULES IN KEEPING WITH THE STRICT ZERO TOLERANCE REGIME The Committee is always right ...
Tuesday, 15 November 2016

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BRIDGE BOOKS SOME LADIES MIGHT FIND OFFENSIVE......  Whoever Farted At This Table Needs To Own Up Right Now............ . Otis Mee  Clu...
Wednesday, 2 November 2016

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BRIDGE : THE PERFECT IMPERFECT GAME....... ( Article by Carp ) Bridge is without doubt a most majestic and beautiful game. The irony of co...
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Howard Bigot-Johnson
Apart from being a keen political observer, I'm an unrecognised bridge genius who is forever thwarted by hapless clueless bumbledogs. Their bungled attempts to bid and play the cards properly never fail to stick one across me, such is the absurd injustice of this peculiar game.
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