MORE DEFINITIONS FROM THE DEVIL'S OWN BRIDGE DICTINARY............

• Law of total tricks:- new regulations on curbing the activities of club pros
• Protection: -what a vulnerable player needs to employ with a frisky partner
• Queen high:-a term used to describle a gay member on cocaine
• Doubleton:-a grossly fat, hugely overweight player
• Aggregate:-building material you would like to bury your wretched partner under
• TD:-a person of little popularity who inevitabley rules in your opponent's favour
• One Notrump:-the preferred opening bid by players with a flat hand and good bowel control
• Suit: -apparel that was once part of the dress codes for men who wanted to retain their membership