DR. JOHN'S CASE NOTES............................................................................................. Of all the afflictions that affect bridge players, there is one I find particularly difficult to treat. The reason for this is my own irrational but deep seated prejudice against those who are victims of the MOUNTEBANK SYNDROME. The name derives from an ancient Arabic word "Mittithshem" meaning "Mighty sham", and it appears to affect about 1 in a 1000 of the bridge playing population. Victims feel compelled to seek constant approval and recognition from their peers, but are unable to do so due to their limited ability and potential to progress. However, nothing will stop them in their quest for fame and glory, and onto the backs of bridge giants they climb. Inevitably, tournament triumphs become a reality. What makes this condition so tragic.....possibly even repulsive......is that sufferers pay for this piggy back ride big time, emptying their piggy banks in the process. But what really gets up most people's noses, including mine, is the way these victims conspicuously flaunt their associations with top tournament players. Blinded by delusions of grandeur, they actually believe they are respected by these well-paid super stars. Indeed, they become utterly incapable of seeing the scorn and derision of both those who are looking on....and those who say yes to their money.