GOOD BRIDGE ADVICE FROM THE MAN HIMSELF .....the incredible Pun ....Bridge seems to be a game where everybody thinks that they are qualified to dish out advice. These self-appointed messiahs and prophets are bloody everywhere, chipping in ( or even interrupting ) any bridge conversation where answers are sought, or guidance is called for. So if you are one of them, prepared to carry on with this pompous, high-and-mighty posturing, then read the following story.......and think again. " Once upon a time, there was a rather loud and boisterous lion, full of his own self-importance. One day, he hunted down a bull, and managed to devour the entire beast. As a result, this proud and noble lion got up and started to roar as loud as he could. Indeed, he kept it up for quite some time, until a hunter came along and shot him. And so the moral of this story is clearly obvious: WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF BULL, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.