TYPES OF BRIDGE PLAYER ......................................By Howard Bigot-Johnson

• Forget all this bloody nonsense about club masters, regional masters, and grand masters and the like........there is and always will be four types of bridge player. These are as follows:

1. Those who see things for themselves.
2. Those who see things when they are shown.
3. Those who try to see things but never do ( despite being shown a 1000 times ).
4. Those who are so blinded by their own stupidity and outrageous arrogance, they fool themselves into believing they are in category one !