YOU KNOW YOU ARE OVER THE HILL WHEN..............

• it takes two or more tries to get up from your seat to move to the next table
• your idea of weight-lifting is standing up
• the only swinging you can do now is limited to a few wild bids
• the club's 60th anniversary prompted you to recall its first
• your idea of a good night out is a trip to the bridge club
• pulling your hair out in exasperation now ceases to be an option
• remarks about your shuffling have nothing to do with dealing the cards
• opponents ask you to stop "your chattering " but you've not said a thing
• on hearing the bell, you immediately go outside to line up for morning assembly
• it hurts to think
• your idea of " getting lucky " refers to the pulling in an unlikely contract
• comments about your trumps have nothing to do with your card holding

( Observations provided by Pun )