BRIDGE: THE PLAYERS' HOROSCOPE ( Part 2 )..........

Gemini ( May 21st - June 20th ) : You are unfortunately made up of two diametrically opposed personalities. Your constant failing at bridge is the result of indecision and confusion, solely down to hearing two voices inside your head...... one advocating X, and the other advocating Y. As an inevitable result you tend to listen to the wrong voice, making far too many incorrect choices. One twin of course adopts caution, but advice offered here is only valid when Mercury is in conjunction with Saturn. This happens about 3 or 4 times a year. The other twin represents the risk-taker, the creative and flambuoyant half of your personality. Advice offered from his side is much more productive in terms of gaining good results: so be aggressive, stick in a few psyches, plenty of penalty doubles......not to mention light openers and weak-twos in 3 suits. This twin knows that to win at bridge you need to take risks to create winning opportunities.

Cancer ( June 21st - July 22nd ) : For too many years now, you have gone along with all your partner's ridiculous suggestions, fearing that resistance on your part could jeopardise this fragile relationship. However, it is this blind obedience to do things by partner's book ( and not your own ) that is the major factor behind an endless string of hopeless and crabby results. Why you persist with the misguided belief that you might actually benefit from the lessons metered out such a toss-pot beggars belief. Have you no self-respect or personal pride anymore ? I doubt it. Well, now is the time to claw your way back to the top. Pinch yourself several times a day if necessary. Come out of that shell of yours, and establish your authority over partner. If he/she can't accept this role-reversal, then cast him aside and return to the pool to see if there are any decent floaters around.....players who you could really get on with. Look for partners who will be compliant. Partners who will clam up when you tell them to. And don't worry if you end up with a reputation for being crusty and snappy on occasions.........your star sign says it's OK.