BEING A DUFFER AT BRIDGE IS NO JOKE......................................... A bridge duffer was polishing a lamp.....and poof.....out popped a genie, who said " I will grant you one wish". The duffer quickly unfolded a map of the world. " You see all these middle-east countries. I want them to live in peace and harmony ". The reply was immediate. " You've got to be kidding ! I'm only a genie.....not a miracle worker." The duffer thought for a while, and then boldly suggested, " OK, why not instead turn me into a world class bridge player. " The genie pondered long and hard....." Hmmm.....let me see that map again."