YET ANOTHER BRIDGE JOKE.........BUT THIS REALLY SUMS UP BRIDGE PLAYERS TO A TEE ( Says Bridgemeister Gibson )

Question : How many bridge players does it take to change a light bulb ?

Answer : Five

- The one who changes it....... but only after some considerable thought

- His partner who can only stare at him in complete bewilderment and confusion

- The opponent who asks the partner what he thinks the changer meant by his hesitation

- The other opponent who complains to the TD that the changer's hesitation carried unauthorised information that his decision must not be altered

- The TD who agrees that perhaps it was better all round to have the old bulb put back in