Monday, 10 May 2010

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY.................................
  • Ace : one of the chosen few you would love to partner
  • Red : the colour most players see during table altercations
  • Pin : a small metal object you stick into the personalised voodoo dolls of the game's administrators
  • Movement : something irritable bowel players hate to be caught out by
  • Menace : an over used but very apt term to descibe Howard Bigot-Johnson
  • Run : the way that some players have to move on foot towards the toilet, after a sudden movement has been announced
  • Stiff : the sensation a male member might experience when a young attractive lady player comes to his table
  • Frigid : the most common characteristic of young attractive female players

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