Wednesday, 7 July 2010

10 GOOD REASONS WHY BRIDGE IS BETTER THAN SEX.... ( Article by Carp )
  • Quick tricks are freely and readily available
  • There's no shame in losing your honour
  • Entry problems can often be resolved
  • There's no risk of going blind if you play with yourself
  • Being caught in the act is no big deal
  • Having a same-sex partner doesn't arouse homophobic suspicions
  • Partners attach more value to your age and experience ( over raw enthusiasm )
  • It's OK to play bridge in public places
  • Having many partners is perfectly acceptable
  • Bridge cartoons, jokes and calendars never cause offence

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