YOU KNOW YOU'RE OVER THE HILL, WHEN AS AN EX-

- banker................. you've lost interest in winning

- university chancellor............. you've lost all your faculties

- doctor................. you've lost all your patience

- police officer.......... you cop out of slams

- mathematician........... your bidding goes off at a tangent

- yachtsman.................. you often keel over

- tree surgeon................. you get caught out by splinters

- tennis professional........... you've become hopeless at doubles

- book keeper................... you're useless at counting

- aristocrat............... you've lost your finesse

- teacher................... you've no class left

- pro wrestler.......... simple squeezes are beyond you

- computer expert............ you've let Aces byte the dust

- lawyer............... you've let the game lose its appeal

- engineer................ you've lost all your bearings

- champion boxer............. you let uppercuts floor you