IT'S SO EASY TO SEE WHY MOST BRIDGE PLAYERS MISS THE OBVIOUS......

( Another short story by Bridgemeister Gibson )

Two gay bridge players decided to go away for a camping weekend. One was an all-seeing expert at the game : the other was a blinkered academic who thought he could play. During the night, the expert turned to his partner and said : " I'm a little perturbed.........I want you to look up into the sky, and tell me what strikes you as obvious ? "

His narrow sighted partner thought long and hard, such was his desperation to impress his friend with his all round knowledge and intellect.

" Astronomically, there has to be millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. "

" Yes...."

" Theologically, there has to be a God who is great, and that we as human beings are small and insignificant. "

" Yes....."

" And meteorologically, there are clear signs that we will have a cold night..... but a bright sunny day tomorrow. "

The expert was truly amazed at what he had just heard.

" Well ", he said " ....Yet again you have demonstrated what a complete tosser you are. Just as you always do at the card table........... you fail to see the obvious. "

" What other conclusions could I have possibly drawn ? " came the puzzled and whimpering reply.

" The one perhaps that some bloody arsehole has stolen our tent ! "