ADVERTISING FEATURE .............................. ( By Pun )

Yes Bigot-Johnson is really pulling out all the stops to promote bridge at the Slaughter House, as the world's most dangerous and extreme sport, out there at the cutting edge of white knuckle adventure rides. Surrounding the club building are several large hoardings each delivering a stunning message, designed to draw in the type of members Bigot thinks the club desperately needs.

Advertising slogans like :

- BRIDGE IS A GAME TO DIE FOR

- LEARN HOW TO BUTCHER THE OPPOSITION

- TAKE TURNS AT BEING LE MORT

- TAKE WILD STABS WHEN BIDDING

- PLAY WITH BIG GUNS

- SHOOT GAME INDOORS ( NO RETREIVERS NEEDED )

- ARM YOURSELF WITH A PREPARED CLUB

- REGULAR BUNNY BASHING EVENTS

- SLAM YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS

- YOU JUST CAN'T BEAT A GOOD SACRIFICE

- PARTICIPATE IN STILETTO PLAY

- SPIKE YOUR OPPONENTS WITH SPLINTERS

- GO FOR THOSE KILLING LEADS

- AXE YOUR OPPONENTS AND ENJOY THE CARNAGE

- SMOOTHER PLAY CAN BE SUCH GOOD FUN

- WELCOME THOSE NASTY BREAKS AND AWFUL SPLITS

- IT'S GOOD TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER

- SQUEEZE YOUR OPPONENTS TO DEATH

- BUT AVOID SUICIDE SQUEEZES : THEY HURT

So if you can think up any more gripping one-liners please pass on your suggestions to Bigot-Johnson, who is so desperate to raise people's awareness as to what this game can really offer.