NEWS FLASH :

A BLAST

FROM THE

PAST.........

SHOCKING

NEW REVEL-

ATIONS

ABOUT

BIGOT-

JOHNSON

This rare photograph shows how Bigot-Johnson once turned up at his local bridge club Christmas social ( in 1971 ). Appearing as a young banjo-playing transvestite , he only managed to perform two raunchy numbers, before shocked and irate members dragged him outside. He was then tied and shackled to a freezing lamp-post, relying on passing dogs to provide some warm but welcome liquid respite.