SENSATIONAL NEW BRIDGE BOOKS HOT OFF THE PRESS............ ( Bulletin by Pun )

• Bigot-Johnson's Bridge Books Shock The EBU............Bess Sellars
• Pretentious Bridge Players Really Piss Me Off..........Art T. Fartey
• Why I'm Giving Up The Game................................Colette A . Day
• Hell's Bells ! That Woman's Leading The Pack...........Asa Spades
• Partner, You Want To Know About Lebensohl ?.....Candice Knott-Waite
• I Only Play Rubber Bridge When I Need To..............Winsome Cash
• Dealing With Disciplinary Matters Is No Picnic.........Ariel Hassle
• Some Bridge Players Talk A Load Of Crap..................Fuller Blarney
• My God, He 's Trumped Again !.................................Stan Wellback
• Listen Captain, You Can Trust Us To Get A Result......Candy Liver