BRIDGE BOOKS YOU SHOULD NEVER ADMIT TO OWNING.......... ( Confessions by Pun )

• Hard Evidence That Proves Bigot-Johnson's A Puff ... Annalee Keane
• My Wife Won't Let Me Play Tonight.........................Erin Dawes
• My Partner Is Coming On Really Strong..................Randy Newman
• Playing Bridge Can Be Really Hard Work................Manuel Laiber
• I Hate Players Who Only Talk About Themselves....Mimi Mee
• I Gave My Hapless Partner A Real Blasting..............Buck Shott
• So What's The Latest Bridge Gossip Then ?...............Phil Mehan
• How Far Have You Got With Your New Partner?.....Ivor Cocking
• She Might Be Up For A Quick Rubber......................Al Hasker
• All My Partners, Bless Them, Are Cross Dressers.....Jess E. Buoys