PISSING IN THE WIND ....... ( Another poetic masterpiece from the pen of Dr. Sigmund T. Schukelgruber, a true fan and ardent admire of Bob Dylan )

How many times must a man misbehave

Before he obeys a command

How many players does he need to upset

Before he gets verbally panned

How many times must a bridgemate fly

Before he is eventually banned

Getting answers , my friend, is like pissing in the wind

Getting answers is like pissing in the wind

How many years can a committee exist

Before it's cast out in a vote

How many years can a dissenter survive

Before he is hung by the throat

How many times must a chairman be told

That his smile looks more like a gloat

Getting answers, my friend, is like pissing in the wind

Getting answers is like pissing in the wind

How many times must a committee look up

Before eventually seeing the light

How many warnings need to be heard

Before agreeing to give up the fight

How much money will have to be spent

Before knowing they weren't in the right

Getting answers, my friend, is like pissing in the wind

Getting answers is like pissing in the wind