TWO PLAYERS TALKING BRIDGE.......OR SEEMINGLY SO

( As overheard by Pun )

- How are tricks ?

- Tricks....what do you mean ?

- You know......tricks

- Ok....I guess

- Pulled in any beauties ?

- Beauties.....what do you mean ?

- You know....beauties

- I only wish....

- Scored big lately ?

- Scored big.....what do you mean ?

- You know...scored....big

- Oh......once or twice

- But you like to be on top ?

- On top .....what do you mean ?

- You know.....on top

- Naturally...that's because I'm English

- So tell me about your best hand ?

- Best hand .....what do you mean ?

- You know........best hand

- Oh...that's my right of course

- My god......what a wanker you are !