Tuesday, 3 January 2012

BIGOT-JOHNSON IMPOSES NEW RULES UPON THE UNSUSPECTING MEMBERS OF THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRUDGE CLUB..............
1. No whistleblowing
2. No blowing coke
3. No major blow outs except in the toilet
4. No blowing one's top
5. No blowing hot and cold
6. No blow-up dolls to be brought onto the premises
7. No blowing up the premises
8. No blowing your own trumpet
9. No blow jobs on members
10. No blowing in the wind ( for answers )
11. No full-blown rows 
12. No blowing raspberries
13. No blowing hot air
14. No coming to blows
15. No blowing one's brains out
16. No blowing things out of proportion
17. No blowing anyone down with a feather
18. No huffs no puffs to blow the house down 
19. No blowing off steam
20. No blowing an ill wind THAT MIGHT SCREW US ALL UP

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