DR. SIGMUND T. SCHUKELGRUBER'S LATEST POETIC MASTERPIECE.......
( Lyrics inspired by the Elvis Presley song entitled  "Hound Dog " )

You ain't nothing but a mean hog
Biddin' all the time
You ain't nothing but a mean hog
Biddin' all the time
Well by deprivin' me of good scores
You ain't no friend of mine

You never allow me to play a hand
How selfish can you get
You never allow me play a hand 
How selfish get you get
Well, thanks for all those bottoms, mate
God...I wish we'd never met

You ain't nothing but a mean hog
A self-destructive fool
You ain't nothing but a mean hog
A self-destructive fool
So if you start pinchin' other contracts
I'm gonna lose my cool

Well, they said you were high class
But that was just a lie
Yes, they said you were high class
But that was just a lie
'Cus when I look at where we come
It makes me wanna cry