OH PARTNER ! ........ ( Another classic poem from the fertile mind and gifted pen of Dr. Sigmund T. Schukelgruber ) 
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My God, what on earth are you doing ?

Are you trying to make me feel ill ?

Your errors just tear me asunder

Like a blow torch cuts through steel

Having just butchered a simple slam

The one that was colder than ice
Forget about me being forgiving
No more can I be " Mr. Nice "

And as for apologies don't bother

Because none can ease my pain

As a player I now rate as " zero "

Or one who's completely insane

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