BRIDGE BOOKS ONLY AVAILABLE ON THE BLACK MARKET...... ( Inside information by Pun ) 

• They Dragged My Partner Away Screaming..........E. B. G. Bees
• Yes, I'm Part Of That Four Man Team..................Bob Sleigh-Ryder
• Like Magpies They're Only After The Silvereware....Jack Dawes
• What Was His Excuse For Not Turning Up ?....Joel E. Buoys-Howtin
• She's In For A Right Good Hiding Partnering Him.......Willy Tanner 
• I've Got No Faith  In TDs....................................Tobias Foreshaw
• He's A Past Master At Peeking...............................B. D. Hyde
• How To Be The Linchpin Of Any Team...................Ann Carman
• There's Only One Game Better Than Bridge..........Tex  S. Oldham
• Now That Match We Won At A Canter....................Hanz Downe
• Why Do Players Keep Calling Me " Dickhead " ?....Richard Boss