YET ANOTHER EXTRACT FROM THE BENIGN BC ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY DOCUMENT..... ( Volume 2 , Page 197 , Paragraph 246 , Sub-paragraph E )

Tournament Director's Duties :  
(e) : At the start of each event , the TD shall recite the following mantra , which requires all players to stand up , to raise their right arms and shout our their desire to honour the following Zero Tolerance Oath Of Best Behaviour :

You shall dutifully observe the club's zero tolerance policy by meeting all the best behaviour standards at all times .....  ( We will )
You solemnly promise on pain of death never to engage in any form of unacceptable behaviour ,  by suppressing both our negative emotions and inner demons.....( We will )

You demand that both swift and ruthless retribution will be inflicted on those who break the Oath ,  whenever any one of the 3458  rules laid down in the Best Behaviour Manual has been violated ......( Indeed  we do , indeed we do )

You will always love your partners and opponents irrespective of their personality defects , their woeful lack of ability and low down cheating ways......( We will ) 

You will forever strive  to move and speak in a completely uniform and wooden way , such that all standards of conformity can be universally met . ( We will  )

Let dullness , tedium and boredom be our sacred goals.....( Yes , yes , yes ) "