A SHORT EXTRACT FROM THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE 1989 TRIAL  R v. BIGOT-JOHNSON……......Research by Pun  

Prosecutor (P) : Bigot-Johnson were you partnering Percy Pantopod on April 9^th this year at the Walnut Tree Allotment Society BC ?

B-J : Unfortunately I was……

P : And did you ….after watching Percy go down in a straightforward 4H contract….threaten to sort him out after the competition was over ?

B-J : I can’t recall….

P : And was it you who sneaked upon him in a black balaclava hat , as poor Percy was about to get into his car………only to set about him with a knife ?

B-J : I can’t recall….

P : Well,  witnesses will later testify.......... that minutes earlier in the bar area...  you threatened to “ dismember a member “…..and that the subsequent attack on poor Percy happened to result in serious injuries to his manhood…..

B-J : I refute that last statement …..Percy’s never been anything but a wimp….

P : The injuries he received were horrific…..

B-J : You can’t prove that…..

P : Oh yes I can….because Percy is here in this room today to reveal the evidence

B-J : Well ............ I will be very surprised if that evidence stands up in court….