BRIDGE CLUB SCANDAL AT THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE : MEMBERS SUCCUMB TO ALL KINDS OF INSECT INFESTATION...........
( Bullet points by Pun )

- Top players compete over claim of being " the bee's knees " 
- Nervous newcomers sit down to play duplicate with butterflies in their stomachs
- Berated partners leave the premises with fleas in their ears
- Male members return from the toilets exposing their flies
- Feuding players choose to slug it out
- Committee members get heavily involved in a hive of illegal activities
- Whistle-blowers' complaints open up a can of worms
- Club secretary in self denial claiming " there are no flies on me "
- A paranoid Bigot-Johnson places surveillance bugs all over the premises
- Alleged financial malpractice stirs up a hornet's nest
- Nit picking members scurry around with bees in their bonnets
- Absence of natural justice louses up a disciplinary hearing big time
- Bigot unable to worm his way out of trouble concerning corruption charges
- Unbelievable number of reports come in about flies on the wall