BIGOT-JOHNSON IS FINALLY CONFRONTED BY A VISITING MEMBER FROM THE BENIGN BRIDGE CLUB USA......

Visitor : Bigot.....I think it is disgusting the way you and your partner constantly get at each other..........bridge is meant to be a social and friendly game........
B-J : Listen you muppethead......the idea of two players partnering each other week-in week out for years on end, without having a cross word , is utterly absurd.......it merely reflects a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.......

(  A few minutes later.... ) 

Visitor : Bigot....I just don't understand it.....if playing bridge causes your members so much grief .....then why on earth do they bother ?
B-J : Then understand this you numb skull...............people turn to religion to seek salvation through pain and suffering.....and that is why their consciences compelled them to play bridge at the Slaughter House

( Later on that evening in the bar room...)

Visitor : Bigot.....The committee here seems full of your cronies, who unbelievably support you with unfaltering , albeit misguided , loyalty.......so please tell me....is there anyone on the committee who I might recognise as being honest , decent and trustworthy ?
B-J : Oh yes ( pointing )....him over there ......with all those daggers in his back

( And on a final exchange of words....)

Visitor : I'm still confused by you Bigot..... Has bridge enlightened you in any way at all , which perhaps you might acknowledge as beneficial and worthwhile ?
B-J : A damn good question.....and one I'm sorely tempted to answer " absolutely no way " . However , I have come to know a great deal about the darker side of human nature , which I can say.... with complete conviction...... is all down to bridge....