- Sorry, that defeat was all down to my bad play
- The next round is on me
- Bigot-Johnson is a gentleman and a scholar
- There are far more able players than me, who should be taking my place in the team
- When TDs rule against me I take all their decisions with grace and disciplined approval
- Yes, I would love to volunteer and help out the committee
- Partner, you were right after all
- I haven't got a clue as to what you're talking about
- There's no way I could do a better job if I was running the club
- Partner, thanks for being so understanding and tolerant
- Our opponents deserved to win
- Yes, I know of the convention but I don't really understand it
- You choose partner where you would like to sit
- My success had more to do with luck than ability
- I respect and value the views of all club members
- I always rely on my partners to carry me through
- I welcome criticism
- I never criticise players when I'm guilty of making the same mistakes
- How much do I owe the driver for petrol ?
- I often prick my ears when players make comments about boards coming my way
- My only chance of winning is when I'm up against against clueless rabbits
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Sunday, 4 November 2012
21 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A BRIDGE PLAYER SAY.................... ( Article by Carp )
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