BRIDGE BOOKS THAT NEVER REALLY MADE IT..... ( by a not surprised Pun )

My Days Of Sponsoring Are Over..........................................Lackov Kash 
The Day I Decide To Kill My Partner......................................Ann Mia Gunn
Who Said Bridge Players Are Slimy and Poisonous ?...........Cain Todes
Gay Bridge Player Makes A Shocking Confession.................Alec Littlebuoys
What Horsey Players Often Do In Their Spare Time................Roger N. Moules
The Best Way To Greet Your Opponents   ............................Ed Butting
I Just Keep On Making The Same Bloody Mistakes................Stella Pratt
Be Really Bold And Bid Games Blind....................................Ava Punt
I Always Play Bridge In My White Tuxedo..............................Austin Taychus
If Results Keep Getting You Down, Just Grin.........................Ann Barrett