REBECCA ROOD'S MAILBAG.........

Dear Rebecca , 
Rarely does a league season go by without this obnoxious , jumped-up, pompous , overbearing, self-proclaimed expert in our team lecturing the rest of us on the damage we are doing to the team's chances of winning, by our careless mistakes , naff bidding and anti-percentage play of the cards .
I could give this fellow a damn good lecture too.......namely on the damage done to his personality by reason of his alarming hypocrisy , self-delusion , arrogance , vanity , and all round beastliness .

Yours Don Myeddin


Dear Don , 
Shoot the bastard.

Yours extremely blunt and ruthlessly Rood