BIGOT-JOHNSON DREAMS UP SEVERAL MORE NEW AWARDS

With members complaining that the annual prize-giving keeps on celebrating the achievements of the same old usual suspects ,  further pressure was put on Bigot-Johnson and his committee to think up a few more awards...............which would then give the riff raff a taste of glory and success.
Some of the awards chosen by the committee to be handed out this year are as follows :
- Magic Dragon Award for the biggest puff in the club
- Hairy Werewolf Award for the player who made the biggest howler
- Over Used Doormat Award for the player who everyone walks over 
- Heavy Duty Snuff Award for the member who loves to get up other people's noses
- Super Long Syringe Award for the member who has become the club's biggest prick 
- Farmyard Chicken Award for the most henpecked man from the list of ill-fated husband   
   and wife partnerships
- The Red Balloon Award for the player renown for being full of hot air  
- The Clear Glass Award for the numpty whose game everyone can see right through 
-  Humpty Dumpty Awards for all those members who constantly crack up and fall to pieces