BRIDGE BOOKS WHICH HAVE MADE GROWN MEN CRY WITH JOY......( admits a tearful Pun ) 

• My Lady Partner Is Forever Nagging At Me..................................Bess Lever
• So What Happened To You After Having Muffed That Slam ?.......Ed Bittenhoff
• Not Content With Taking Her Money To Be In His Team.............Andy Hadder
• Bridge Can Plunge Any Player Into The Pit Of Despair...............Ben Therall-Wright
• My Partner Spends Most Of His Time In Dreamland...................Ellis Dee
• That Cheating Woman Ought To Be Shot.....................................Martha Fukker
• He's Very Frisky When It Comes To Female Partners ...............Hans Downer-Brarr 
• To Find Out Who Holds That Missing Queen ?.............................Leanne Wellover
• What On Earth Attracts Him To Play With That Woman ?............Herbie Hind
• What The Latest Club Gossip Then ?.........................................Phyllis Zinn