Rumour has it that Bigot-Johnson has found his dream woman. The Slaughter House BC reporter has been talking to Bigot's bride to be. The young attractive twenty year old oriental beauty claimed her fiancé had all the qualities she wanted most in her pursuit of the ideal husband.
" He needed to be in his late sixties , with loads of money, and living in a nice house. A man who loves to play bridge every night , including weekends away. Someone with a zany taste in clothes , who loves to wear stripy T-shirts and silly hats. My perfect man must have a big conker of a nose with a monstrously absurd black moustache underneath it. I want someone with a serious medical problem, such as a weak heart, who I can look after and care for. But most important of all , a voyeuristic pervert who will get terribly over-excited at the sight of my naked body. Blokes like that are a rarity but I guess I've been very lucky ".
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