BIGOT-JOHNSON'S REFLECTIONS ON BRIDGE.....

• Whenever women play bridge they must do twice as well as men to be considered half as good. Judging by most of the men I've partnered this is not too difficult.
• The main difference between male and female bridge players is that men bid like lunatics while women upon making the same bids are labelled as idiots 
• The most important thing in any mixed partnership is that one of them needs to be good at taking orders 
• One can , to a laughable degree , infer what a man thinks of his lady partner by his opinions of women players in general