BIGOT-JOHNSON GIVES HIS CLASS OF ALL MALE STUDENTS A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON.....

" If you lot want a happy and fulfilling life , whilst at the same time being able to devote most of your time playing bridge, then you must abide by these two very important rules.
1. Find a young attractive woman who..... 
    - demands rampant and exciting sex
    - owns a chain of liquor stores
    - is a brilliant gourmet cook
    - never raises her voice above a whisper
    - loves doing housework
    - lets you look after the money
    - worships you like a God
    - allows you the freedom to play bridge with whoever you want , whenever 
      you want and wherever you want
2.  But under no circumstances whatsoever must you allow any of these women to 
     find out about the others.  "