NEWSFLASH : SEVERAL BRIDGE CLUBS UNDER A BIGOT-JOHNSON HONESTY-PAYS-INITIATIVE HAVE CHANGED THEIR NAMES ,  DECLARING THEMSELVES AS CENTRES FOR APPROVED CHEATING

With a huge growing demand to play bridge without fear or reprimand of being accused of cheating , dozens of bridge clubs have recently changed their names to tap into this lucrative market for highly unethical members. As a result , the following clubs have recorded a threefold increase in membership , reflecting the fact it really does pay dividends to have an honest trade description about what values your establishment actually upholds . 
The clubs , who are leading the way in this trend of setting themselves up as centres for approved cheating to ensure that all their members " feel completely at home " and " are true to themselves ", are listed as follows :
1.  Anything Goes BC ( Sheffield )
2.  Infinite Tolerance BC  ( Derby )
3.  Turn A Blind Eye BC  ( London )
4.  Head In The Sand BC ( Brighton )
5.  Do Unto Others BC  ( York )
6.  The Three Monkeys BC  ( Chester )
7.  Keeping Stumm BC ( Doncaster )
8.  Taking Liberties BC  ( Newcastle )
9.   No Holds Barred BC  ( Birmingham )
10. Anarchy Rules BC  ( Leicester )
11. Open Season BC  ( Durham )
12. No One Gives A Damn BC  ( Liverpool )
13. Rules What Rules BC  ( Hull )
14. No One Here Gives A Damn BC ( Carlisle )
15. Everyone's Damn Well At It BC ( Nottingham )
16. Ignorance Really Is A Virtue BC  ( Swindon )
17. See No Evil, Hear No Evil BC  ( Cardiff )
18. Dog Eat Dog BC  ( Glasgow )
19. Bending The Rules BC  ( Boston )
20. It's Fun To Be Naughty BC ( Leeds )